I'm not a person who's generally afraid of death. I look forward to spending eternity in the presence of God! I've heard that heaven's supposed to be a pretty swell place ;)
Still, I don't know why, but I think it might be good to just be dead for a bit before going there. It'd be nice to just have some time to rest after all this living. Being an introvert, I'll need a bit of down time before I spend eternity with all that joy and contentment and awesomeness.
Incredibly heretical, but I have thoughts like these sometimes.
Showing posts with label Funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny stuff. Show all posts
5/08/2010
3/30/2009
I'm afraid of 8 out of 72 common fears
if you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
if you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
if you get 11-20, you are normal.
if you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
people who don’t have any are full of crap.
I fear ...
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
total so far: 1
[x] being touched (well, not reli a fear, but im generally averse to it)
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats (LOL 1984)
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
total so far: 4
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
total so far: still 4
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty (though ive never thought of it before.. thanks, stupid quiz!)
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers (i dont trust them, to be honest)
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, old
total so far: 5
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
total: 8
for the record, i have a few additional fears that are, i suppose, "uncommon", since they're not on this list:
[x] ants (swarms of, especially the flying ones), and
[x] speed/going fast/fast-moving objects
so, i see i have 8 common fears and 2 uncommon fears. haha i hope that doesn't make me sound like too much of a freak! xP
if you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
if you get 11-20, you are normal.
if you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
people who don’t have any are full of crap.
I fear ...
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
total so far: 1
[x] being touched (well, not reli a fear, but im generally averse to it)
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats (LOL 1984)
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
total so far: 4
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
total so far: still 4
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty (though ive never thought of it before.. thanks, stupid quiz!)
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers (i dont trust them, to be honest)
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, old
total so far: 5
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
total: 8
for the record, i have a few additional fears that are, i suppose, "uncommon", since they're not on this list:
[x] ants (swarms of, especially the flying ones), and
[x] speed/going fast/fast-moving objects
so, i see i have 8 common fears and 2 uncommon fears. haha i hope that doesn't make me sound like too much of a freak! xP
11/22/2006
Freaky Quiz!!
try this quiz! its RELI freaky o_o it scares me... cuz its so true? u tell me. =P
What You Really Think Of Your Friends Adam is your soulmate. You truly love Toria. You consider Justin your true friend. You know that Ivy is always thinking of you. You'll remember John for the rest of your life. You secretly think Kim is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. You secretly think that Yula is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. You secretly think that Dianne is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Dianne changes lovers faster than underwear. You secretly think Heidi is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Heidi has a hidden internet romance.
4/24/2006
Can You Read This?
Can you read this?
Olny srmat poelpe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig eh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
w00t ^^ this is for all the spelling inept lol! i smiled all the way through reading that.. but typing it out was MURDER, believe me! try it for urself..
LIC =D
Olny srmat poelpe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig eh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
w00t ^^ this is for all the spelling inept lol! i smiled all the way through reading that.. but typing it out was MURDER, believe me! try it for urself..
LIC =D
3/18/2006
3/03/2006
Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then,"
.....he said with a deep sigh
"let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
LIC xD!!!
1/16/2006
'Twas the Month
Twas the month after Christmas,
And all through the house
Nothing would fit me,
Not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled,
The eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties,
Had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales
There arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(Less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous
Meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces
And beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls,
The bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said,
"No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself
In my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again
To do battle with dirt,
I said to myself,
As I only can
"You can't spend a winter
Disguised as a man!"
So, away with the last
Of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake,
Every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food
That I like must be banished
"Till all the additional
Ounces have vanished."
I won't have a cookie
Not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew
On a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits,
Or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot
And quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome,
And life is a bore!
But isn't that what
January is for?
Unable to giggle,
No longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all
And to all a good diet!
LOL!!! couldnt have said it better myself!! =P
LIC =D
And all through the house
Nothing would fit me,
Not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled,
The eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties,
Had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales
There arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(Less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous
Meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces
And beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls,
The bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said,
"No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself
In my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again
To do battle with dirt,
I said to myself,
As I only can
"You can't spend a winter
Disguised as a man!"
So, away with the last
Of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake,
Every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food
That I like must be banished
"Till all the additional
Ounces have vanished."
I won't have a cookie
Not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew
On a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits,
Or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot
And quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome,
And life is a bore!
But isn't that what
January is for?
Unable to giggle,
No longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all
And to all a good diet!
LOL!!! couldnt have said it better myself!! =P
LIC =D
12/17/2005
Spell Czech
Eye halve a spelling chequer.
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite.
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it,
I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect in its weight.
My chequer tolled me sew.
haha so i thought it was great =D!! the hardest thing i EVER had to type.. but so worth it right? =P neways.. back to chem ISP *sigh*
LIC =D
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite.
Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it,
I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect in its weight.
My chequer tolled me sew.
haha so i thought it was great =D!! the hardest thing i EVER had to type.. but so worth it right? =P neways.. back to chem ISP *sigh*
LIC =D
12/02/2005
Blonde Jokes
How do u kill a blonde?
Put a 'scratch & sniff' sticker at the bottom of a pool.
hahahaha well i think its funny. of course toria thinks its morbid, but thats probly just cuz shes more blonde than me =P. well anyone with more jokes to tell? post em here n share a laugh lol. just dont make it jacob's "what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?" one.. its hillarious, but kinda played out now =P.
well kinda sitting here in spare, once again avoiding the same calc hwk i didnt complete last night.. *sigh*.. who despises calculus? *raises hand*.. "calculus.. comes to me at night, and i sign, i sign.." haha ha.. no, too much crucible >< here ="P
pray for joint worship today in Bible class. we prayed yesterday, and i know it will go really well, but i just pray that the Holy Spirit will move among us and that we'll be able to see the product of the planning team's hard work. plz be in constant prayer. not just when we're stressing about calc tests or english crucible essays/tests, but always. haha "prayer is communication, not just supplication." take care, evryone, and i shall be in prayer for you.
LIC =D
Put a 'scratch & sniff' sticker at the bottom of a pool.
hahahaha well i think its funny. of course toria thinks its morbid, but thats probly just cuz shes more blonde than me =P. well anyone with more jokes to tell? post em here n share a laugh lol. just dont make it jacob's "what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?" one.. its hillarious, but kinda played out now =P.
well kinda sitting here in spare, once again avoiding the same calc hwk i didnt complete last night.. *sigh*.. who despises calculus? *raises hand*.. "calculus.. comes to me at night, and i sign, i sign.." haha ha.. no, too much crucible >< here ="P
pray for joint worship today in Bible class. we prayed yesterday, and i know it will go really well, but i just pray that the Holy Spirit will move among us and that we'll be able to see the product of the planning team's hard work. plz be in constant prayer. not just when we're stressing about calc tests or english crucible essays/tests, but always. haha "prayer is communication, not just supplication." take care, evryone, and i shall be in prayer for you.
LIC =D
11/29/2005
The Day of Hilarity
today shall go down in history when the most hillarious incidents happened at school. haha and most of them have to do with kinlocke cuz man thats one funny guy =P!! u just had to be there for most of it, but yeah its just great. andy and kinlocke are standing right beside each other in the lunchroom, andy turns to him and yells "BOO!!" and kinlocke jumps like 3 feet into the air..!! WOW man ask him. i was literally ROLLING ON THE FLOOR with laughter. heh heh no? well guess u had to be there.
and then in Bible class? well miss carmichael wasnt there, so we spent the time watching wellman comb his hair. getting andy to trick simon out of my chair. kinlocke: "what does the 'R' in BEDMAS stand for?" LOL!! "umm sunshine, theres no 'R' in BEDMAS.. =_=" .. "haha oya ^^!!" and then from ch 31.. "only you can be you ^^" *rolls eyes* lol..
all i can say is that proverbs 17:22 is so true: a cheerful heart does good like medicine. tis what i kept remembering all day as i enjoyed it with my friends.
and now we shall try something that i REEEELI hope works!! ^^ *crosses fingers*
and then in Bible class? well miss carmichael wasnt there, so we spent the time watching wellman comb his hair. getting andy to trick simon out of my chair. kinlocke: "what does the 'R' in BEDMAS stand for?" LOL!! "umm sunshine, theres no 'R' in BEDMAS.. =_=" .. "haha oya ^^!!" and then from ch 31.. "only you can be you ^^" *rolls eyes* lol..
all i can say is that proverbs 17:22 is so true: a cheerful heart does good like medicine. tis what i kept remembering all day as i enjoyed it with my friends.
and now we shall try something that i REEEELI hope works!! ^^ *crosses fingers*
3/24/2005
Pause
wouldnt it be nice if u had a life-remote? you could control everything around you with the push of a button. if u needed more time for a test, you could pause your teacher. if ur parents started giving you a lecture, press fast forward. if you had a headache, you could mute the world so you could have some quiet. yeah sure it'd be reli nice. ive realized that u can actually try it out on people. sure you dont actually get a cool looking remote but if you try it with some of your friends, i bet theyd play along.
too bad there arent instant solutions to life's problems like that. but no, lifes just not that easy. anyways to try and turn this pessimism around... i got nothin. owell enjoy the long weekend!!
LIC =D
too bad there arent instant solutions to life's problems like that. but no, lifes just not that easy. anyways to try and turn this pessimism around... i got nothin. owell enjoy the long weekend!!
LIC =D
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